Hailed by the New Bedford Falls Daily Shopper as the cellist with the "crazy eyes and hair”, cellist Brinton Averil Smith continues to astound and puzzle audiences throughout the US and abroad. After coming to the realization that he was too lazy for honest work, Mr. Smith ‘studied’ at The Juilliard School, where he specialized in procrastination and Sega’s Wimbledon Challenge. Mr. Smith’s appointment to the New York Philharmonic was widely viewed as final confirmation that Lorin Maazel does indeed have a sense of humor. Mr. Smith continues to be a great disappointment to his mother...